THE PATENTED HEYGAYERIC.COM BOYFRIEND APPLICATIONTM

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  1. Before we begin, are there any problem areas you want me to know about?

  1. In the morning, do you:

    Skip breakfast
    Eat a light snack
    Enjoy a hearty meal
  1. In life, if your opportunites are few, you have no one to blame but yourself.

    Yes
    No
  1. Choose one:
  1. You just won $100 million (after taxes) in the lottery. How do you spend it and what is the first thing you buy?
  1. Which picture comes next in the series?

    telephones

    cleartelephone

    blackreceiver

    blacktelephone

    reversetelephone
  1. Most people would say you enjoy being at the center of attention.

    Yes
    No
  1. List three words your closest friends would use to describe you:
  1. Which best describes your feelings about kids?

    I love kids and they love me
    I can handle them in small doses
    Children should be seen and not heard
  1. It’s Saturday night and you have no plans. What are you most likely to do?

    Sit at home and watch TV by yourself
    Call everyone you know until you find someone to go out to dinner with you
    Take a walk around your neighborhood and enjoy the free time
    I always have plans on Saturday night
  1. Choose the option that best describes you most of the time:

  1. Do you smoke?

    Yes
    No
    Only when I drink
  1. Defamer is to Gawker as is to .
  1. How frequently do you read your horoscope?

    Every day
    Usually once a week
    Maybe once a month
    Never
  1. Do you believe in god or some other form of higher power?

    Yes
    No
    I don’t know
  1. List two movies from your all-time Top 10 list:
  1. What is the next number in the series 20, 23, 28, 14, 17, 22, 11?

    12
    14
    15
    16
    17
  1. How important is sex to you in a relationship?

    It’s the most important part
    It’s very important, but other things usually come first
    It ebbs and flows for me
    It’s not that important to me
  1. Choose the option that best describes you most of the time:
  1. You enjoy the opportunity to challenge tradition, to cause a change in something.

    Yes
    No
  1. Name one gay stereotype you think you live up to:

  1. Name one gay stereotype you think you debunk:

  1. You almost always like to have some kind of noise on in the background, either from a radio or television.

    Yes
    No
  1. Choose one:
  1. Hyphy is to Oakland as is to .
  1. See a penny, pick it up, and:

    All day long you'll have good luck
    You're a penny richer
    You've just wasted valuable time for nothing
    You better wash your hands as soon as you can
  1. Which actor would play you in the independent film version of your life?

  1. Owning a home is an important goal for you.

    Yes
    No
    I already own a home
  1. How many glasses of water do you drink a day?

    0-2
    3-5
    6-8+
  1. What is your definition of maturity?
  1. Choose one:
  1. Your desk or workbench is usually neat and orderly.

    Yes
    No
  1. Choose the option that best describes you most of the time:

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